In case you’ve just resurface from a subterranean existence last night, you already know that Patriots fans are all over the “Deflategate” the courtroom sketch artist who did not render Tom Brady according to their likings.
In response, the artist, Jane Rosenberg, provided the best “apology” this “controversy” deserved:
“Tell Tom Brady I’m sorry I didn’t make him pretty enough. He’s very pretty.”
While I hope this incident does not Ms. Rosenberg’s career, this provides a lesson for court artists around the nation. Next time a star athlete is in court, sparkles, muscles, and violet eyes will be applied at all times.